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WAFFLE TURNS, FOLKSTHE FERN HAS BEEN WATEREDFRED HAS NOT RESPONDEDTALLYHO, BITCHESNO NOTES FROM UPSTAIRS — THERE IS NO UPSTAIRSWE GO BACK. THAT IS THE WHOLE POINTWAFFLE STILL TURNINGWAFFLE TURNS, FOLKSTHE FERN HAS BEEN WATEREDFRED HAS NOT RESPONDEDTALLYHO, BITCHESNO NOTES FROM UPSTAIRS — THERE IS NO UPSTAIRSWE GO BACK. THAT IS THE WHOLE POINTWAFFLE STILL TURNING

BREAKINGWAFFLE CONFIRMED STILL ROTATINGDeveloping. We will stay on this.

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We Tried, Folks!

A weekly news-comedy show hosted by a frontline journalist who gets shot at for the same footage other hosts only joke about.

Joy first. Fuckery for everything that follows.

Watch The Feed Watching The Fallout

New episodes Fridays. Viewer-funded. No masters.

Winners This Fortnight

We lead with the good one. Every time.

Other outlets bury this at minute forty, if it runs at all. Here it is first, played straight, no irony allowed. This is not a palate cleanser. It is the position.

Wow, They Fixed-it!
A pothole so old the town named it has been filled. The town held a funeral. We attended. We were not invited.
Whole Town Fundraised
They needed a number by Friday. They hit it Wednesday and then kept going, which is the part nobody covers.
Wandered, Then Found
Gone eleven days. Home Tuesday. The dog is fine. The family is not fine, in the good way.

Watching The Fuckery

Now the other thing.

One scandal is a segment. Three or more is The Fuckery. This week qualified before Tuesday.

The Revolver

WATCHING: ___

The Fuckery
The Fallout
The Filings
The Fine-print
The Forgeries
The Fibbers
The Foxes
The Firewall
Tyrants Fail
Tables Flip

One frame, infinite segments. The revolver never runs dry.

Weekly Tally, Folks

Tallyho, bitches.

Dollars raised for someone who needed it: —
Dollars raised for the guy who got caught: —
Consecutive weeks the fern has survived: —
Complaints received by Fred: 0
Replies sent by Fred: 0

Numbers land the night the episode does. The counter is the joke; the juxtaposition is the knife.

The Slate

One crew. One studio. Four streams.

We Tried, Folks!
Weekly
The flagship
Cold open, joy block, the Tally, sign-off — a fixed spine with a modular middle. Every block is a clip. Every clip is a short.
The Hot Seat
Season arc
The road show
A gritty American travel show. Dignity first; the people are never the joke. Planned to the destination and no further.
The Music Show
Weekly
The relight
AI music review. No rights-holder means no Content ID — the only review format that can play every track in full, on air.
The Correspondent Bureau
Building
The ambition
Submissions, then staff writing, then a mic and a camera in the field. Comedians with cameras is the correspondent model.

Wondering: The ‘F’?

What does the F stand for?

Fiscal responsibility, somehow.

It has never been that. It will never be that.